Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
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︎ Nov 29 2020
As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superheroβs wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?
Black Panther.
Waka-waka-wakanda forever!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Which superhero is the best at photoshop?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What superhero gets hurt the easiest?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.
The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:
"Arghβ¦ kryptonite, getting weakerβ¦"
"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled
"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call a group of redneck superheros?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?
Power-Point.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
First day as a superhero
Villain: why is my calendar wrapped in aluminum?
Me: I foiled your plans.
[I am immediately killed]
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What does a superhero put in their scotch?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Which superhero has the most home runs
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︎ Aug 13 2020
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why did cheese man choose to become a superhero?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Which superhero straightens their hair?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
why couldn't the superhero pass a written test?
...he was always writing wrongs!
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︎ Apr 03 2020
You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
One might say I am a superhero fan.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight
βIβm Thorβ he says.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Have you heard of the famous Mexican superhero?
They say he fears no Juan
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What do you call a superhero chiropractor?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
If I was a superhero, I would be known as Typo Man.
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︎ May 30 2019
What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
Not all heroes, where crepes?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I always wanted to be a superhero
But I donβt know ifοΏΌ I have the cape abilityοΏΌ.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I wanted to create a superhero
I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Where does a superhero gets its powers?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
Just made this up in the kitchen and got an eye roll from my wife, so I figured it was good to post, even if it is a bit cheesy.
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︎ May 04 2019
I've just seen a bloke running down the road with a cape on. I shouted, "Are you a superhero?"
He said, "No. I haven't paid for my haircut!"
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︎ Oct 04 2019
When I become a superhero I'm going to be called 'Ironic'...
So when there's trouble and I'm running away they'll shout - "Isn't that Ironic!?"
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Idea for a superhero movie where people who walk into a grocery store get powers,
The title should be βSupermarketβ
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Superhero or Villain Puns?
I'm going to a Halloween party next week where the theme is Heroes and Villains. The best thing I can think of right now is going as a sub (aka a "hero" sandwich), but I'm sure I can do better and I'm stuck. Hit me with your best, reddit.
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︎ Oct 21 2018
Did you ever hear of that penis superhero?
He hard on crime! He takes down all those hardened criminals! But he's soft and gentle with civilians.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
What did the superhero with a lisp say after going to the gym?
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︎ Sep 11 2018
I took my son to the baseball game to see his superhero
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Why did the superhero flush the toilet
Because it was his doody!
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︎ Jun 28 2019
What's the name of the potato superhero?
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︎ May 01 2019
Who is the favorite superhero of fat people?
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Did you hear about the female superhero now addicted to drugs.
She's a Heroine addicted to Heroin.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
If I was a superhero, I would be known as Typo Man.
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