Superhero Cape Puns

A list of puns related to "Superhero Cape"

I've just seen a bloke running down the road with a cape on. I shouted, "Are you a superhero?"

He said, "No. I haven't paid for my haircut!"

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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My sister may be a single mother but she had an amazing dad joke..

She was giving my niece (3) and nephew (6) a bath. When they were done, the kids used their towels as capes and were running around naked yelling 'we are super heroes!!' My sister responded with, 'I don't think think there are any naked superheroes... Except maybe The Flash.'

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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