They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"

He should really be called Uncle.

Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"

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How do you turn your tongue into a superhero?

You just bite it really hard. It will become Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?

Ex-men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abowlofspicyramen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Which superhero do the Avengers call when they need their costumes pressed

Iron Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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If I could be a superhero I'd be Aluminum man...

That way I could foil crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?

Libman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?

He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.

Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...

Not on my watch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?

He said he was Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myztero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?

Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?

Black Panther.

Waka-waka-wakanda forever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What superhero gets hurt the easiest?

Bruise Wayne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinzll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Which superhero is the best at photoshop?

Robocrop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannysilver90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?

He's thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.

The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:

"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"

"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled

"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you call a group of redneck superheros?

The inbredibles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RJHand
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?

Power-Point. . . . . πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdguy65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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First day as a superhero

Villain: why is my calendar wrapped in aluminum?

Me: I foiled your plans.

[I am immediately killed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neospygil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What does a superhero put in their scotch?

Just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why did cheese man choose to become a superhero?

For the grater good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinoCuddlez
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Which superhero has the most home runs

Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanzunair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wander Woman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Which superhero straightens their hair?

Iron Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJDDooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.

Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What is a superhero name given to someone who never misses with a chalk?

Chawkeye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_federation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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One might say I am a superhero fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryuh5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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why couldn't the superhero pass a written test?

...he was always writing wrongs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?

The Invisible Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/open-up-the-door
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight

β€œI’m Thor” he says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandt610
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Have you heard of the famous Mexican superhero?

They say he fears no Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagerjj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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If I was a superhero, I would be known as Typo Man.

I write all wrongs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Where does a superhero gets its powers?

The Supermarket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBois24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I always wanted to be a superhero

But I don’t know ifοΏΌ I have the cape abilityοΏΌ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paullyfitz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why does the superhero shred his cheese?

For the grater good.

Just made this up in the kitchen and got an eye roll from my wife, so I figured it was good to post, even if it is a bit cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZayroReave
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I wanted to create a superhero

I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stark_gauntlet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I've just seen a bloke running down the road with a cape on. I shouted, "Are you a superhero?"

He said, "No. I haven't paid for my haircut!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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When I become a superhero I'm going to be called 'Ironic'...

So when there's trouble and I'm running away they'll shout - "Isn't that Ironic!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Superhero or Villain Puns?

I'm going to a Halloween party next week where the theme is Heroes and Villains. The best thing I can think of right now is going as a sub (aka a "hero" sandwich), but I'm sure I can do better and I'm stuck. Hit me with your best, reddit.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Idea for a superhero movie where people who walk into a grocery store get powers,

The title should be β€œSupermarket”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did you ever hear of that penis superhero?

He hard on crime! He takes down all those hardened criminals! But he's soft and gentle with civilians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderFilms404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What did the superhero with a lisp say after going to the gym?

I’m Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feedmesteak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I took my son to the baseball game to see his superhero

Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a superhero chiropractor?

You call him back, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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If I was a superhero, I would be known as Typo Man.

I write all the wrongs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warsong53
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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