28 Hilarious Flash Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did the flash light get arrested?...

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For public flashing.

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👤︎ u/Elfere

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?

This is mainly because lightning can't run

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👤︎ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit

I received the fastest ban alive.

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👤︎ u/ebatm3

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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Quick as a flash my dad

Me: “Hey mom what’s puree ?

(Before she even takes a breath my dad pipes up)

Dad: “That’s a Canadian”

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👤︎ u/chairebear

📅︎ Sep 22 2020

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When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!

They’ll be breaking newgrounds!

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👤︎ u/dougmantis

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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Amazon really be having the biggest Flash Sale of the Summer...

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👤︎ u/Mbs3

📅︎ May 10 2020

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Disabled flash

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👤︎ u/RedLeader11037

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Disable flash

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👤︎ u/Kbro18

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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👤︎ u/Kwakerjak

📅︎ Jan 04 2017

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When you’re taking a photo and accidentally leave the flash on

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👤︎ u/ZombieG4mer

📅︎ Dec 20 2018

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If FLASH ever makes mistakes...

He has to phase the consequences... Or just travel back in time to correct the past...

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👤︎ u/evamPUNdit

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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How does the Flash like his eggs?

Runny

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👤︎ u/OthelolzNZ

📅︎ May 02 2016

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What did the Flash name his car?

A Flash Drive

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👤︎ u/Ben-Dover-123

📅︎ Jul 03 2018

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The flash, Batman, and Superman create a standup group. Can you guess what they’re called?

The DC Comics

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👤︎ u/jack-b1501

📅︎ Jun 10 2019

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My brothers hate me and my mom might well be on her way to disowning me because I told them the Flash didn't need to get shocked by lighting...

since he was already Barry fast.

^(sighs)

My dad however, is very proud of me.

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👤︎ u/leonoraMTY

📅︎ Oct 26 2016

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I have a library of dad jokes stored on my flash-drive

16 giggle-bytes of them to be exact

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👤︎ u/____okay

📅︎ May 21 2019

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I tried to watch The Flash on Netflix the other day

I just couldn't keep up.

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👤︎ u/MattGibsonBass

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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IM Flash owns a building on this road and I'm crying

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👤︎ u/LumosTerris

📅︎ Aug 01 2018

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As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah,

I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed

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👤︎ u/x7ramjet

📅︎ Sep 22 2018

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Flash Cocktail Combination v.redd.it/ukelnjhc8yd01

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👤︎ u/Mr-Klaus

📅︎ Feb 03 2018

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*NEWS FLASH* All commodes stolen from local constabulary.

Police have nothing to go on...

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker

📅︎ Jul 04 2018

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Adapted for the youtubes from a Newgrounds flash. A story of two brothers. youtube.com/watch?v=thmNB…

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👤︎ u/flagnut1

📅︎ Sep 16 2016

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The Flash

What did they call the Flash after he lost 20lbs? Flashlight!

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👤︎ u/Pickled_Ramaker

📅︎ Apr 09 2017

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Pikachu use Flash!

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👤︎ u/Brownie79

📅︎ Mar 13 2014

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My dad's take on USB flash drives

Dad: "What does USB stand for?" Me: "Universal Serial Bus." Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls. Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?"

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👤︎ u/halbrd

📅︎ Jan 18 2014

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My Dad had bought a new camera flash

I simply replied "ooohhh, that's flashy!", his eyes rolled

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👤︎ u/Jonster123

📅︎ Feb 12 2015

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So ny son saw a Flash cosplayer at the St Louis Comicon.

He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...

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👤︎ u/jspraggs

📅︎ Apr 10 2014

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What will you do if The Flash dies?

You Barry him.

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👤︎ u/superbboiz

📅︎ May 30 2017

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