Glitter Puns

A list of puns related to "Glitter"

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Yea, it was pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/ihateotherpeople
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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My friend had a table candle featuring glitter and 100 fibrous bundles to light...

It was pretty wicked!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts if you ask me!

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👤︎ u/Demonazzzz
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?

Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?

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👤︎ u/buddhaplayshockey
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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I have this guy at my work and in his spare time he dips his balls in glitter.

They’re pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/Starcream28266
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Not everything that glitters is gold.

For example, glitter.

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👤︎ u/blackcatice
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter

It's pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/DatWoodenSp00n
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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My wife caught glitter on my forehead.

My oldest asked me why I needed glitter at the office?

I told him because I wanted to be flashy.

The look his mom gave me was jackpot.

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👤︎ u/b8410
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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My 10yo cousin made herself a birthday card with her age on it, using glue and glitter. I told her there was no way I'm having that nonsense in my house.

I'm glue-ten intolerant.

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👤︎ u/katubug
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
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I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.

Pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/please_endme
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts am I right

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👤︎ u/MEEEEEE14
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/Wrxghtyyy
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Some guy dipped his balls in glitter

it was pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/The-Midnight-Noodle
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

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👤︎ u/nicely-nicely
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...

...it was pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/Thoughts_and_Ideas
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,

It’s pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/Pale_Society
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/Lukefairs
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty Nuts.

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👤︎ u/Clown0fHatred
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter

It's pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/DemonMango
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/LucasM__
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts...

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👤︎ u/Tvfmusic
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Have you heard about the guy dipping his testicles in glitter?

It’s pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/bennard
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store

It's pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/RymNumeroUno
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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👤︎ u/jeepmojo
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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