If you were going to kill a fly what one liners would you say before you did it ?

Me and a friend came up with 3: β€œMy dick must be out because this fly’s undone” β€œHate to be a buzz kill” And β€œInsect yourself before you wreck yourself”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teleman96
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Got dad joked by my boss...

Yesterday, my boss came in and mentioned that our team in India (with whom I work with quite a bit) would not be working tomorrow. I asked him why and he said, "Well, it's the Indian Independence Day..." then with a glint in his eye he said,

"India-pendence Day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatonekid57
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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He's not a dad, but I thought you guys would like this.

I told my coworker that I am a senior design major in a lot of drawing classes.

He paused, and with that dad-like glint, he said, "so you could say that you're drawing on your previous classes?"

We shared a moment. It was great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Industrialqueue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Was dad joked at work today by a customer

So we have this regular guy who comes in today, and after making small talk he gets this glint in his eye and asks,

Guy: "Do you know what's in a camel's hump?"
Me: "Water?"
Guy: "Flage."
Me: "What's that?"
Guy: "You've never heard of camel-flage?"

I had to grin stupidly as I groaned, realizing what had just happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeDahmer
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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My Dad after watching the Hobbit with me

(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/q2j1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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