Me and a friend came up with 3: “My dick must be out because this fly’s undone” “Hate to be a buzz kill” And “Insect yourself before you wreck yourself”
Yesterday, my boss came in and mentioned that our team in India (with whom I work with quite a bit) would not be working tomorrow. I asked him why and he said, "Well, it's the Indian Independence Day..." then with a glint in his eye he said,
I told my coworker that I am a senior design major in a lot of drawing classes.
He paused, and with that dad-like glint, he said, "so you could say that you're drawing on your previous classes?"
We shared a moment. It was great.
So we have this regular guy who comes in today, and after making small talk he gets this glint in his eye and asks,
Guy: "Do you know what's in a camel's hump?"
Me: "What's that?"
Guy: "You've never heard of camel-flage?"
I had to grin stupidly as I groaned, realizing what had just happened.
(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.