[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinselβ€” DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): β€œLittle more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...

...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?

A tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.

I had to get my tinsels taken out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why has Santa always got a cough?

Tinselitis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,

You might get tinsel-itus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My kids are going to decorate the Christmas tree this year.

It's cheaper than tinsel and baubles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What happens when you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What’s the diagnosis after swallowing too many Christmas ornaments?

Tinselitis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thumpingplum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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My wife is making a wreath from a garland.

After the third time the garland broke from her pulling it through the wreath form, she complained. I said , β€œHoney, it can’t be helped , it lacks tinsel strength β€œ.

On an unrelated note, I have lost eggnog privileges for the duration of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altkarlsbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?

Tinselitis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkleworks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrywhoover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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