A list of puns related to "Garlands"
After the third time the garland broke from her pulling it through the wreath form, she complained. I said , “Honey, it can’t be helped , it lacks tinsel strength “.
On an unrelated note, I have lost eggnog privileges for the duration of the day.
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."
my dad said it was a Judy Garland.
My family and I were setting up for my daughter's first birthday part. My wife called me over for a hand with the decorations.
Her: "I don't know how we'll get this garland stuck up."
Me: "Just compliment it a lot."
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