why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?

Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up

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📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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My wife told me to go to the shops to get jasmine tea.

I said, "I don't know anyone called Jasmine."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Jasmine lives matter
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👤︎ u/99OBJ
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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*Jasmine rubs a magic lamp* "Who are you?" "Princess Jasmine." "Then why dress like a whore?" "WTF! Aren't you a genie?"

I am misogyny.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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What's Aladdin's favorite plant ?

Jasmine

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📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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There was a fire at the incense factory in my town...

Which led to an air quality alert of "jasmine".

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📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Passed by a young tattooed man playing with his kids at the grocery store

Wife calls out, "I can't find the jasmine rice. Do you see any?"

Man chuckles, "I don't know, have you asked Aladdin?"

I walked by them laughing quietly to myself and he and I grinned at each other

edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/whirlpool4
📅︎ Dec 30 2013
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