Princess Jasmine's father said she had to get married by 16....
I find this very insultan
why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?
Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up
My wife told me to go to the shops to get jasmine tea.
I said, "I don't know anyone called Jasmine."
*Jasmine rubs a magic lamp* "Who are you?" "Princess Jasmine." "Then why dress like a whore?" "WTF! Aren't you a genie?"
I am misogyny.
There was a fire at the incense factory in my town...
Which led to an air quality alert of "jasmine".
Passed by a young tattooed man playing with his kids at the grocery store
Wife calls out, "I can't find the jasmine rice. Do you see any?"
Man chuckles, "I don't know, have you asked Aladdin?"
I walked by them laughing quietly to myself and he and I grinned at each other
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