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Lavender Puns

A list of puns related to "Lavender"

Made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender

Used the wrong flower

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👤︎ u/thatdutchguyps
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I went to the health food store and asked for lavender oil. They said they didn't have it.

I said "But it's essential."

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👤︎ u/werdnadrew
📅︎ May 26 2017
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While making soap, my wife dadjoked me hard.

Preparing to make some soap from scratch:

Me: "What do you want for a smell?"

Wife: "Lavender wasn't very powerful last time, so not that."

Me: "We did add a lot, too."

Wife: "Yeah, it didn't make sense."

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👤︎ u/somebadjuju
📅︎ Sep 22 2014
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