Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...

...I set your garden on fire.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Roses are gray, violets are gray

I'm colorblind, heck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Roses are dead, Violets are dead...

I’m shit at gardening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'm very observant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Roses are red. Violets are blue

Just an observation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Roses are green, Violets are green, Everything's green

I think my TV is broken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourMumsAVirgin69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...

Not fucking blue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViciousKoala
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Roses are red violets are blue...

I can make only bad dad jokes unlike you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diamondsarefun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You're welcome for the gardening facts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftelzwerg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Roses are red. Violets are read. The grass is red.

My garden burns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berster6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What do you call a convicted violet offender?

A perp hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjornulf17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have multiple personalities

And so do I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Roses are read, violets are blew

God damn autocorrect! Barney Magoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Daisy, Rose, Violet, Lily, I want you to all go get some sleep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I've got to sneeze. Ah-ah-ah-choo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mourning_dove
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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