The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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I red a joke about colors once.

It blue my mind.

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👤︎ u/majestic_walrus1
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Color Pun Riddles

Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?

A: Call the plumber.


Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?

A: Go to the fuchsia box.


Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?

A: Make them do limeout.


Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.


(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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A man's three daughters are wondering how they got their names...

"Daddy, why is my name Violet?" the first girl asks.

"Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?" the second girl asks.

"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"My favorite color is potato," the third girl says.

"Shut up, Brick!"

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👤︎ u/InkFoxPrints
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Hear about my purple neighbors?

Apparently they had to mauve out. After all, they were too violet with one another, plum too loud, and one was a fuschiative of the law.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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