The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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A man's three daughters are wondering how they got their names...

"Daddy, why is my name Violet?" the first girl asks.

"Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?" the second girl asks.

"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"My favorite color is potato," the third girl says.

"Shut up, Brick!"

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