Blush Puns

A list of puns related to "Blush"

What did the tomato blush

It saw salad dressing

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👤︎ u/noodlehamster_ferret
📅︎ May 31 2021
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Why did the fish blush ?

Because it saw the oceans bottom.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Why did the hummus blush?

Because it saw a chickpea!

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👤︎ u/Matstrenet
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?

It saw some boo-bees

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👤︎ u/Swanbrother
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?

She saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/Aplay1
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the octopus blush?

It just saw the bottom of the ocean.

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why did the Reuben blush?

It saw the Russian Dressing.

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👤︎ u/BeerSlob
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why did the pilot blush?

Because he saw the airstrip

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👤︎ u/sty1905
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why did the deck blush?

Because it was caught watching paint stripping.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the newspaper blush?

It saw a comic strip.

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👤︎ u/JG_melon
📅︎ May 06 2018
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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Shout out my dad for making fantastic jokes and repeating them >100 times

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👤︎ u/JimmyCuervo
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea-weed.

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👤︎ u/ashkratchin
📅︎ Aug 10 2013
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Why did the ketchup blush?

Because she saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/afterglowsky
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the Oceans bottom.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/NeradaXsinZ
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did Caesar blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/bigspicypotato
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/v_i_k_i
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did the fish blush?

He saw the oceans bottom

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👤︎ u/tannerac4
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why did the ketchup blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/flaminghotdillpickle
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why did the fish blush?

because it saw the boat's bottom.

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/udrys
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Why did the cucumber blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/SubparWalrus
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/feathersoft
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Why did the man blush when he opened the refrigerator?

He saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/helloimdrunk513
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Why did the tomato blush?

Bc she saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/Snowcrab813
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why did the tomato blush

Because it saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/SideOfInsanity
📅︎ May 05 2019
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Why did the Tomato blush?

It saw the Salad Dressing

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👤︎ u/BadPuppyZA
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the octopus blush?

Because she saw the oceans bottom.

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👤︎ u/twindadlife
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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👤︎ u/superciliousx
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/LeverShan
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/killashadow48
📅︎ Oct 04 2016
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Why did the tomato blush?

because he saw the SALAD dressing!!!!

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👤︎ u/neadien
📅︎ Apr 07 2017
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Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator door?

He saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/Iscarpia87
📅︎ Mar 25 2017
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Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/crandberrytea
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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👤︎ u/Lambawamba
📅︎ Jul 05 2014
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