What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleEntrance7
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.

Now they are trying to make-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.

In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yougotyolks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Lipstick on a Bear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/headp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I told my wife she had so much lipstick and eyeshadow on she looked like she was in disguise

Now I'm having a hard time trying to makeup for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick

She still hasn’t spoken to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I got my wife some lipstick made from vodka, but she hates it...

She says it keeps Smirnoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectricSquish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead

She still won’t talk to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_WillNE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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The other day my wife asked to pass her lipstick

I passed her a glue stick, she isn’t talking to me right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggShellBuddyPal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What did the duck say to the cashier when he bought a tube of lipstick?

Can you put it on my bill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doclsd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?

Because she had a make-up exam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Last week my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t taking to me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobostarz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why did the imaginary woman wear lipstick?

She was made up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EEeeEeeEEb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........

The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What did the Duck say to the cashier when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my 'Bill'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why was the imaginary woman wearing lipstick?

She was made up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

She needed to makeup her mind!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashVayne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick?

Put it on my bill!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QWERLATY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn’t talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RND2KO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick...

She still isn't talking to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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