I told my wife she had so much lipstick and eyeshadow on she looked like she was in disguise

Now I'm having a hard time trying to makeup for it.

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📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Cosmetic Dadjoke

I was blathering on about eyeshadow to my mother and I said that I know way too much about makeup. She says it certainly seems that way.

Dad: "Don't believe a word she says, she's just making it up."

OH, DAD.

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