They'd think something was wrong with me.
I told my gf she drew her eyebrows on too high, she looked surprised.
I told my dad the school was having a makeup day to cover any missed work, and he, typical dad, goes “they’re teaching you to put on makeup?” (I’m a straight male)
It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
That is a bit iron-ic.
Ahh that was my toner
All that money really went to her head.
It's pretty intense.
They make the person look better
Gf: "I can't find my concealer"
Me: "Wow, sounds like it's some good stuff then."
She was silent for like a solid five seconds before just saying "fuck off"
I replied 'Baby, if you wanted to see things nicer, you could have just worn rouge-colored glasses."
"Then start making troops."