Mascara Puns

A list of puns related to "Mascara"

What do you call spooky mascara

Mascarea

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👤︎ u/pinksheep20
📅︎ May 12 2020
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My wife asked me to help her apply mascara...

It was an eye-opening experience

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.

Now they are trying to make-up!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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I have a rare condition that prevents me from putting on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, etc.

No really, you can’t make this up.

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👤︎ u/Cujo92
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Texas Chain Store Mascara
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👤︎ u/orgone-demagorgon
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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Student (after being absent): I'm back. Do I have any make-up work?

Teacher: Yeah, go home and practice your mascara.

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call spooky mascara?

MaSCAREa

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👤︎ u/pinksheep20
📅︎ May 12 2020
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My wife asked me to apply mascara on her...

It was an eye opening experience

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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