We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?

Because it barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Haze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RLU763
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Reading a paper looking at the difference between limb development in snakes & mammals someone asked what the composition of the snake genome is

I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtle_flu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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Whenever I see one of those police composite drawings I’m like woah

Sketchy looking guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenverCav0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsdad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Two wind turbines in a field

One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"

The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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A husband and wife go to a hardware store looking for new countertops

The husband suggested composite materials. Meanwhile the wife took him for granite

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Took Me a While

Drove past a pub called 'The Black Prince'

Dad: 'Hey did you know that pub's named after a really terrible photographer?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxbels
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Canadian Water

So my daughter was filling out a form that was asking if she has left the country recently. Well, technically she has. She took a canoe trip over the border into a wilderness area.

I told her that since she didn't go to any populated areas or contact any wildlife that she could just say no. She argued and said "Well, i mean i did come into contact with Canadian water and land."

I said, "Well, that's different. You know Canadian water has a different chemical composition, right?"

She just looked at me.

"Yeah, it's H2O A?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFurrypants
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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