Composition Puns

Because it barium

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.

Sketchy looking guy

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"

The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"

The husband suggested composite materials. Meanwhile the wife took him for granite

Drove past a pub called 'The Black Prince'

Dad: 'Hey did you know that pub's named after a really terrible photographer?'

So my daughter was filling out a form that was asking if she has left the country recently. Well, technically she has. She took a canoe trip over the border into a wilderness area.

I told her that since she didn't go to any populated areas or contact any wildlife that she could just say no. She argued and said "Well, i mean i did come into contact with Canadian water and land."

I said, "Well, that's different. You know Canadian water has a different chemical composition, right?"

She just looked at me.

"Yeah, it's H2O A?"