Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
The previous weekend my college age daughter told me she had slept in her car after a party.
This weekend:
Me (dad): so did you sleep in your car again?
College age daughter: No, we were a lot more comfortable than that. We slept indoors.
Me: Seems like a door would be a lot less comfortable than a car!
"Abracadaver."
We are sitting at the dinner table after church. My sister says, "man, the choir director had me singing low today. I know I was singing lower than the tenors."
My dad without missing a beat, "Hmm. You must have been singing a niner."
I think I choked on my food from that one.
She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
They didn’t like my critter sizing.
So they are organ-ized.
Michigan
Vet: "are you picking up what I'm putting down"
I think he might be from the 'K Man' islands
It is an extremely rare dish order.
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
Having a bit of a discipline issue with my daughter... she'll bring a pile of sand inside and make what she calls her "land". It's sand arranged in a flattish layer, with toy animals and her lego house (Friends^TM , why she no like diggers and helicopters and whatever, why she gotta be so girly??). She doesn't like getting her hand dirty while she's doing it, wears a glove to keep clean, so you'd think she could understand the concept that I don't like the floor getting dirty... but no, she doesn't give a shit.
Had her third birthday party recently, and gave her a Skye (Paw Patrol) plushy, she loves it. Because it's her newest and most favourite toy in the whole world, and because it was for her birthday, we can't confiscate it no matter what.
Very next day, she makes her land again, Skye's there at the side - she's too big to sit in the middle, it would dominate all the plastic dinosaurs and lego Friends people (not the usual mini-figs, they're a bit more anatomically correct, anyway that's not important right now). So I'm all angry and "why you keep doing this", take the glove off her and sweep up the sand. Put her in the time out cage for a bit. Well, we call it the cage, it's just a cupboard under the stairs which is a bit shorter than her so she has to sit there if she doesn't want to bump her head. Throw her in there for one minute per year of age, is the standard procedure.
Anyway, as we close the door she starts singing...
Take my glove
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still three
You can't take this Skye from me
Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!
An edible arrangement.
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
One is arranged, the other one is not.
It was a Hercule line em up.
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui.
Arrange rover.
It didn't work out
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill
A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.
He gave me the cold shoulder.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
They didn’t like me critter sizing.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
But when I got home the tables were turned.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
They didn't like me critter sizing.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
But when I got home, the tables were turned .
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
