Purrfect product placement
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This location is not suitable for placement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamilliousThePaws
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Pun product placement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthonyisClueless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My son is looking for a work placement...

We were watching an article on the news about a door frame manufacturer and I suggested he try there, after all they have lots of openings

(I'll get my coat)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fox2319
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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No longer taboo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My 6 year old dad joked me

My 6 year old son came running into the room and said, "Dad is your shirt blue?"

"Yes it is buddy."

"Why don't you cheer it up then?" And then he left the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebwit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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What did the baby corn, say to the momma corn?

Where's pop corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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AP chem teacher dadjoked me

"How long is this test?"

"About 11 inches"

Edit: Didn't think it'd be too big of a deal but I put "AP" just from habit, didn't think about it much. For those that don't know, "AP" means "Advanced Placement".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonSmi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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Grandad joke from when he was losing his hearing--

"Oh, you'll have to excuse me, I can't hear out of one ear, can't see out of the other."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grizzlyhorse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2013
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I put my coke can next to my computer before picking up a phone call from your mom. I knocked it over.

I guess you could say that was poor product placement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamsynels
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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My proudest moment

The wife was holding 2 letters to hang on a wall, the son was holding 2 letters to hang on the wall. The wife asks the son to hold up all 4 letters on the wall to view the placement and the son says "Mom, I don't have four arms." In which I replied "But son, you DO have forearms!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntgcleaner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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What's the best way to advertise to dogs?

Pawduct placement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roopsy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Dadjoked my father at my brothers wedding

I was sitting in his seat talking to my mother/grandparents for a bit when an idea hit me. So after some brief set up, I went searching for dad.

Me: I really like the small touches they added, like the personalised messages on the table placements

Dad: What?

Me: You know, the name tag to show where people are sitting

Dad: Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but there's no message on them.

Me: Yes there is! It's on the inside of them, just have to flip them over to read it

Dad: I'm telling you, there's no message on them!

Me: I absolutely guarantee that there is a personalised message written on your name tag!!

So, determined to prove me wrong we go inside to his table and he flips over his name tag to find, in my handwriting, "told you so".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andystealth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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They told me to leave the class

I was in AP Economics and this girl was complaining to the teacher about how he wouldn't give any more hints about our essay questions for the final. Another teacher walks in to see what the commotion is about...

Teacher: What's her problem?

Econ Teacher: She's complaining about how she doesn't want to make an effort in this class

Teacher: This is an AP class right? Doesn't that mean you have to put forth effort?!

Me: No, it means Advanced Placement.

They all groaned and pointed at the door. I just sat on my desk and giggled. I think I'm pretty funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMelonHead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Dadjoked at Dinner

Sister: Ugh I have placement tests for high school all next week!

Dad: Where ya gonna place, 1st, 2nd, or 3rd?

Classic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Analog2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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