We were watching an article on the news about a door frame manufacturer and I suggested he try there, after all they have lots of openings
(I'll get my coat)
My 6 year old son came running into the room and said, "Dad is your shirt blue?"
"Yes it is buddy."
"Why don't you cheer it up then?" And then he left the room.
Where's pop corn?
Snowballs
"How long is this test?"
"About 11 inches"
Edit: Didn't think it'd be too big of a deal but I put "AP" just from habit, didn't think about it much. For those that don't know, "AP" means "Advanced Placement".
"Oh, you'll have to excuse me, I can't hear out of one ear, can't see out of the other."
I guess you could say that was poor product placement.
The wife was holding 2 letters to hang on a wall, the son was holding 2 letters to hang on the wall. The wife asks the son to hold up all 4 letters on the wall to view the placement and the son says "Mom, I don't have four arms." In which I replied "But son, you DO have forearms!"
Pawduct placement
I was sitting in his seat talking to my mother/grandparents for a bit when an idea hit me. So after some brief set up, I went searching for dad.
Me: I really like the small touches they added, like the personalised messages on the table placements
Dad: What?
Me: You know, the name tag to show where people are sitting
Dad: Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but there's no message on them.
Me: Yes there is! It's on the inside of them, just have to flip them over to read it
Dad: I'm telling you, there's no message on them!
Me: I absolutely guarantee that there is a personalised message written on your name tag!!
So, determined to prove me wrong we go inside to his table and he flips over his name tag to find, in my handwriting, "told you so".
I was in AP Economics and this girl was complaining to the teacher about how he wouldn't give any more hints about our essay questions for the final. Another teacher walks in to see what the commotion is about...
Teacher: What's her problem?
Econ Teacher: She's complaining about how she doesn't want to make an effort in this class
Teacher: This is an AP class right? Doesn't that mean you have to put forth effort?!
Me: No, it means Advanced Placement.
They all groaned and pointed at the door. I just sat on my desk and giggled. I think I'm pretty funny.
