My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.
It’s called The Flounder.
Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
This location is not suitable for placement
Barring other locations, I found the time for a drink
Which woman does always know location of her husband?
Widow
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
Island.
What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?
Pin drop silence
I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"
I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.
I went fishing yesterday and heard on the news that the fish in the location carry a disease
I sure hope i dont catch it
Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.
Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.
Jake from Vsauce 3 just made a pun worth sharing. It's a shame his location wasn't "Toyko" though.
I really hate location focused adverbs
But that's neither here nor there
My dad lives in the town of Macomb Illinois, a lot of people aren't familiar with the location...
When people ask where to find Macomb he'll usually respond with 'in mapocket, next to mabrush' gets me every time.
