Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeggyGrex
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Just some space puns
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Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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Space pun
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space puns!
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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Space-Bar
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Otter space
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
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The Kennedy Space Santa.
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In space, nobody can hear you groan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoconnor69
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Is there space for a pun here?
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How do you host a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nchiladas
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
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[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/high-priestess
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How do you plan a party in space?

You planet

Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantfindacoolnik
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What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?

Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.

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How much do cars like parking space?

Quite a LOT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutranium
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My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space

He said it was out of this world.

I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry

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I got this new book focusing on space and antigravity

β€˜Is it any good?’

I can’t put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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What do you call a space ejaculation?

An astronut.

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Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?

Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
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Ever heard of the restaurant in space?

Great food!, no atmosphere!

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How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?

He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY

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Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?

The price was gastronomical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"

"Waist"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inttilife
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Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?

He had Santa Claustrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyBullJones
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So if time and space are both relatives...

Why don't they ever come to my birthday parties?

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Girl: I need a break, give me some space...

Boy: Okay, what's your Volume?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarvashaktiman
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What time do they use in space?

Light years

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When they sent the first cow to space,

The steaks had never been higher!

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.

It was trivial per suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PythagorasJones
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What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?

Klaustrophobia

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Space

I have a joke about black holes but it Sucks

Sorry

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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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I grew up after covered wagons, but before space stations.

We had a station wagon.

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Space
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What do you call a space travelling squirrel?

An astronut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picklesoiree
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philipnicolazzo
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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How do you have a party in space?

You planet

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