Just some space puns
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Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeggyGrex
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Space pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Levsi09
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Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lejka005
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space puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/medium_well_rare
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
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Space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
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Have you guys seen the International space station??

Its out of this world!

How it works is above me!

Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydro_12345
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Where's the best place to hide drugs in space?

Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danyodaddyo
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What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sh3dinja
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Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nathan0492
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojesant
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Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?

Because they've got the Write Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
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When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.

No pun indented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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Our local florist recently expanded to take in the shop space next door.

Business must really be blooming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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Me and my friends recently started a space program.

Sadly, it didn’t take off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Fntrf
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Was Just showing my dad my new living space. He asked β€œwhat’s upstairs?”

I Just responded with β€œdad, stairs don’t talk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gijsco_man
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What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhanushbajaj
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"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
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My wife said for our next minivan she wants cargo space.

β€œNo, car go road.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleep_adict
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Neowise should remind redditors that the best jokes are in space...

Because the best jokes are always in the comets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
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What do you call embryotic Space Aliens?

Eggstra-terrestrials.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h3r_x5h5sh
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What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?

A vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
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Cargo Space?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgeorge1907
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Cargo space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashedRecord
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How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?

A tractor beam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
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I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked β€œcargo space?” I was confused and told him no.

Car go road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tblaine4
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.

We have....a lot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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Space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/messiIO
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Space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyNotAMallu
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Why was the vegan afraid of outer space?

Because it was filled with Meatorites.

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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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Do You know how to tie the knot in space?

I'm floating away very quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camocase
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Einstein finally finished his space theory

It's about time.

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You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?

You matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPanda666
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comefindme1231
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Only 3 stars for waist of space...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deb_Eternity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?

The steaks will be higher than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouIdiotSandwhich
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It's a air and space museum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/declandrury
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How do you organize a space party?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBluntBoogaloo
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They’re a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kswenning
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I'm opening a new bar called The Space Bar, but it's under the C.

It's keyboard themed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
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How do you organise a space party ?

You planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
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I was looking for a new car and I asked the salesman about cargo space...

He said: car no do that, car no fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
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What do you ask if you need space for a fungus?

Is there mushroom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrokenEmperor
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What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?

Laika million to one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
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Congress is sending cows into space again...

It’s the herd shot round the world. I think it will be an udder disappointment. When they land we will all have ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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How do you organise a party in space?

You plan-et

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I had a friend that went to space one time

I told him he was out of this world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llamaduck10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Two space cadets got tangled up during a space walk.

They both made astro knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterSwan
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Is there any space for puns like these?
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My friend says he’ll need a new hard drive since he is lacking space.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kondomkalle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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How do you hold a party in space?

You have to planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
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Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?

Because they're always Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
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I was working at a car dealership and someone asked me "how much cargo space?"

I said to them 10,000$ but car go road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Car no go to space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubemaster_420
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A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...

But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phryxil
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My wife said our son wants a space themed party

β€œSo what should I do?” I say, β€œPlanet”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/double_tap_00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Einstein developped a theory about space

and it was about time too...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
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How much free space will the UK free up after leaving the EU?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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This guy must have a lot of SPACE to make this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroDefault
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There's a big space at the local mall where they're going to build a Starbucks. I suppose that space is now officially

the coffee grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralph3576
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4yo son: Dad, My tummy is full. I have no more space, to eat anything, left.

Me: Okay. Just eat everything that is right.

Wife: sighs and rolls eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasherjim
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Recently I’ve been collecting cans in the park and crushing them down to save space.

My wife insists I need to find a hobby that’s not soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Needs More Space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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How do you set up a space party?

You planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
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How do you throw a space party?

Organisation is the most important. First, you planet.

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Thought of this when I was learning about space

NASA : Appolo 7, Appolo 8... etc

Youtubers : Appolo gyvideos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yycts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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So much space!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Space is like a fart

Silent, but deadly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Hey, i need some parking space?

It would mean a lot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitson1310
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What do you call a genderless person that hasn't been to space and doesnt go to church?

It doesnt matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samarpaul77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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What do you call a McDonald's in space?

CosMcDonald's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greabie47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I’m galactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillowyWave5228
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station...

Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."

Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewzilla37
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?

A wok in closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akhi11eus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Did you hear about the astronaut that accidentally flew out into open space?

He couldn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Space heaters are the best house-warming gifts.
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What is the elite division of space force called?

Spatial ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colonel_Soldier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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The Orions Belt is a Big Waste of Space

I'll Admit that was a bad joke Just 3 Stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxxchipyxxX_alt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I just need some space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rougetrip
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfBeingCool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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How do you have a party in space?

You planet. 🌎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertT1222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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How do you organize a space party?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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How do you organize a space party?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CockBlockingTurd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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