SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.

So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.

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Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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What's the difference between SpaceX and a chicken?

One makes rocket boosters.

The other makes "bock" at roosters.

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I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...

... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Elon Musk just completed his SpaceX warp drive, and Blue Origin can't compete.

He's light-years ahead of the competition now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBluntBoogaloo
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear that the founder of SpaceX is launching his own perfume brand?

Elon's Musk.

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Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Co. are three Musk tiers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
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Why did SpaceX open a gym?

So people could get Musk-ular!

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I was gonna tell a joke about SpaceX

But you wouldn't like it; it's Elon joke anyway.

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My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing

We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.

My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"

Me: sigh

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The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.

It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Join my pun commune and share in the free pun love movement, children.

In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.

In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.

You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.✌️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlveazie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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Why were the astronauts quiet ?

Because they spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scene1Take5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet

Space X has really taken off this past year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domundead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

All he wanted was space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/11Letters1Name
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the winemaker say when he ran out of room?

Ah bugger, I’m out of Cabernet space!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?

Astronaut 2: Yeah, there’s a space bar right over there.

Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?

Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but there’s no atmosphere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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You know Orion’s Belt?

Yeah it’s a big waist of space

Ik ik it’s not a good joke I only give it 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Admiral_Hipster_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?

They hit the space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaddis04
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
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My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...

Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,

I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....

I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices

I lost track of all of space and thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do astronauts use to stay warm?

A space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Roof leaking

I've been having issues with the roof leaking into the storage space below it. It's being very problem attic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cprenaveau
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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*Job interview* "Can you explain this gap in your rΓ©sumΓ©?"

Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why do mission controllers count down on takeoff?

If they counted up the space shuttle would never take off.

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Houston, we have a problem!

Me: What's the one thing they say in space about something being wrong?

Them: "Houston, we have a problem.", right?

Me: Houston isn't here....

He's in Texas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainb0_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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If I was the director of admissions at Hogwarts...

I would walk into every room while giving tours with my arms outstretched, head tilted slightly upwards, eyes shining, just admiring the beauty of the space and then spin around slowly and proudly state, "And this? THIS is where the magic happens!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expertn00b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?

A space-ist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malgus2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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ARMSTRONG: I can’t find the milk for my coffee.

ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?

I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.

"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.

Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikomiji
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What makes posters and planets similar?

They both take up space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConorCannot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Did you know Bennie and The Jets were the first group to social distance ?

They were so spaced-out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borg6510
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Einsteen

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolPaul75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?

You give him a little space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kashafmirza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why don’t elephants like small cars

Because they need more truck space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I really like typing essays

Because I get to go to the space bar often

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Where do aliens and alphabets go party

In the space Bar

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