Laughing gas should be Helium instead of Nitrous Oxide.

Not only does it make your voice sound funny, but a bunch of it together goes He He He.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hangmandelta
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What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?

Karmalization.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Socraticfanboy
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To the lowlife who stole all of my dentist's nitrous oxide:

I hope you're happy now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JadedByEntropy
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I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.

This is no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sirdroftardis8
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I’m going to tell you a joke about potassium oxide, OK?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pumpactionbanana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2018
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Write the nitrogen oxide formula
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thatrandomuser2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2018
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Studies show that teenagers using nitrous oxide gas are at a record high

It’s no laughing matter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonnypope89
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Calcium Oxide went to India. And people there started worshiping him.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshulnegi2152000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2018
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My son blew up his chemistry set.

When he did, I told him oxidants do happen!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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I asked Google to for what the formula of Nitric Oxide was, it was so rude

It said "NO"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NairodI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2019
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What do you say when someone asks you for the formula of nitric oxide?

NO

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Controldo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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What did the rust say to the car?

Sorry, it was an oxidant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AceThirtyThree
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Nitrous Oxide is no laughing matter

Oh wait, yes it is!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2017
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What is the true use of potassium oxide?

Knock out gas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gullible_Goose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2013
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Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..

..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2020
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What did Dad say to the bottle of water?

Hydrogen oxide, I'm Dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/banks987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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Just purchased this shirt!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Manny6059
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2018
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The Earth Ist Dangerous..

99.9999999% Of All Humans Are Dying On The Earth

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quarlie_HD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2019
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Mafia Boss: I want this guy hurt. I want the brake lines of his car to be rusting.

Scientist: Got it.

Boss: And make sure....it looks like an oxidant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?

Die oxide.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShadowPlayer51
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2019
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What does a rusty cow say?

MgOOO!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArsenalMain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2016
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Why did Mars screw up its piano recital?

It was a little rusty.

(Most of the rock on Mars has iron in it, and it's oxidized over the millenia, so it's rusty, which is why it's red.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrackedP0t
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2015
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Science puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brownie79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2014
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My coworker was complaining that her Perl was getting rusty

I reminded her that pearls are not metal, and cannot oxidize.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unstablereality
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2016
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She still didn't eat it

When my daughter was 6, she refused to eat her banana because of the brown spot. I told her that since the bruise was just where the banana had oxidized, and that since the banana was full of potassium, that that spot was OK. Then I laughed for her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nerd_of_gods
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2014
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Dadjokes in Chem class

So, we learned about redox reactions in Chemistry yesterday, and the professor had said how the molecules in a redox reaction were called the reductant and the oxidant.

Well, at the end of class, I asked the prrofessor, "So, is it good if my mom tells me I was her favorite oxidant?" Thankfully, the professor laughed, and I got a groan out of someone that was on their way out the door but overheard me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2014
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Knock knock

[Whos there]

Oxides of nitrogen

[Oxides of nitrogen who?]

I don't know, I'm really bad at NOx NOx jokes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2014
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Calcium Oxide went to India. And people there started worshiping him.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshulnegi2152000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2018
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My chemistry set blew up...

I guess oxidants do happen!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
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