6 Hilarious Peroxide Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Two chemists walk into a bar.

Chemist 1: I’ll have H20 please

Chemist 2: I’Il have water also

Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad

📅︎ Feb 20 2022

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says "I'll have some H2O".

The second scientist says "I'll have some water too. Wait... why did you say H2O? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally complicate things like that in a situation outside of work".

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

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👤︎ u/flopsychops

📅︎ Sep 01 2021

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Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H₂O. The other man says: "I'll have H₂O, too."

The second man dies.

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👤︎ u/PrisonMike266

📅︎ Aug 31 2021

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My 5th grader’s joke today: Two friends walked into a store (she meant “bar” but she knows she’s too young to patron a bar), and the 1st friend “I’ll take an H2O!”. The 2nd friend says “I’ll take an H2O, too!” And the 2nd friend died. Why?

Because H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and it’s toxic!!

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👤︎ u/CliveReadsReddit

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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H2O is water

2H2O is heavy water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.

Told to me by my Dad this morning.

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👤︎ u/Western-Cup-9270

📅︎ Sep 18 2021

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Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H₂O. The other man says: "I'll have H₂O, too."

The bartender, having neither Hydrogen Peroxide nor the inability to understand contextual requests, gives both men a glass of water.

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👤︎ u/djnewton123

📅︎ Aug 31 2021

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