5 Hilarious Peroxide Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

[sciency] two men walked walked into a bar, one ordered plain H2O and the other said ‘H2O too please’

Needless to say, the Second one died

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard

📅︎ Aug 19 2022

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Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says "I'd like some H2O please". The other says "I'll have some water too"

The first one walks out frustrated that his assassination attempt failed

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👤︎ u/Godsot_235

📅︎ Jun 26 2022

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My 5th grader’s joke today: Two friends walked into a store (she meant “bar” but she knows she’s too young to patron a bar), and the 1st friend “I’ll take an H2O!”. The 2nd friend says “I’ll take an H2O, too!” And the 2nd friend died. Why?

Because H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and it’s toxic!!

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👤︎ u/CliveReadsReddit

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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H2O is water

2H2O is heavy water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.

Told to me by my Dad this morning.

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👤︎ u/Western-Cup-9270

📅︎ Sep 18 2021

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Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H₂O. The other man says: "I'll have H₂O, too."

The bartender, having neither Hydrogen Peroxide nor the inability to understand contextual requests, gives both men a glass of water.

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👤︎ u/djnewton123

📅︎ Aug 31 2021

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