Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What's a velociraptor's favorite baking powder?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
They discretely added only one scoop of powder into my instant tea, but I could tell this was different. How?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I couldnβt believe the store was all out of protein powder.
I was like, βNo whey!β
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I got sprayed with cheese powder.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Whatβs the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where thereβs a will, thereβs a whey.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
My grandma used to sit on golden powder
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︎ Jan 19 2020
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 20 2019
If garlic powder is made out of garlic,
Then baby powder is made out of babies
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︎ May 28 2019
Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
βDad, weβre out of protein powder.β
Dad: βAre you sure?β
Me: βYeah, check the bin.β
Dad: βThereβs no whey!β
Me: ...
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I used to be addicted to snorting washing powder
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
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︎ May 14 2019
I prefer dairy-based protein powders
I think they're whey better than the alternatives
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︎ Jan 27 2019
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
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︎ Sep 21 2018
Eat a teaspoon of baking powder when you get up.
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︎ Mar 25 2018
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?
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︎ Jan 12 2018
This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....
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︎ Jul 25 2018
Even though I am on a diet, my wife brought home some chocolate candy covered in coco powder.
That box has truffle written all over it.
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︎ Dec 10 2017
As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...
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︎ Sep 07 2018
My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan
When he did find it he told me he found da whey
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︎ Jan 14 2018
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
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︎ Mar 21 2017
A mother is opening the mail at home one night. She began adamantly reminding him they were out of baby powder as sheβs tearing into their bank statement. When she sees it, she marches to the father sitting in his chair and says βWhat is this $730.88 spent at the Treasure Chest, Donny?!β
All he said was βI donβt know what youβre talcum βbout.β
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︎ Jul 28 2018
I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.
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︎ Jul 06 2017
Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
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︎ Nov 22 2013
This protein powder is really working...
The more ive been taking, the lighter the bag feels!
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︎ May 31 2017
What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?
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︎ Jan 24 2017
Got my friend with this a while ago and posted on r/Jokes, but I think it would be better appreciated here. So this friend really likes lifting, so when told me he ran out of protein powder I was surprised and said...
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︎ Mar 17 2016
What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?
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︎ Dec 09 2016
Magic Powder
I went to my regular sushi restaurant this evening, I go about once a week. Upon my check out, the kind lady was joking about how I am addicted to sushi. I casually laughed and agreed. She said it is because they use a magic powder that makes me crave their sushi. I pause and tell her "I knew there was something fishy going on here"... I can't help myself, its a problem.
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︎ Sep 15 2014
βWe ran out of protein powder!β
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︎ Dec 13 2018
I snorted curry powder once.
It nearly put me in a korma.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
This protein powder is completely dairy-free.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
My son told me we were out of protein powder...
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︎ Jan 22 2016
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