A list of puns related to "Cream"
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More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
I told them we only accept cash.
Because Max Factor.
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
They were Basking Robins.
It’s a trifle bazar.
The whole area is coned off.
It was called Microsoft
...do they have to put out cones ?
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
What a desserter!
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
It is pretty topical.
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
They just said "How dairy!"
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
They call it Koo-Kee Do
The banana split
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
Your teeth DK.
I can’t wait to rub it in
Police said he'd topped himself
Police believe he topped himself.
Worker: No, we only take cash.
Cashier: "Sorry, we only accept cash."
In sundae school.