I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet

But then my browser froze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Bomb_Firocious
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Need help thinking of an ice cream pun

More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Culc16
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Salad cream
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

Sundae school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
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I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomtomvissers
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I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese....

I told them we only accept cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeetsampat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Ice Cream Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJF_62
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Customer: Can I buy a bagel with cream cheese?

Worker: No, we only take cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTarJar
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Why did Ponds cream?

Because Max Factor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Harkonan
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I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.

Then, Sundae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
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Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?

The driver blamed it on the rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belizzb
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I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.

They were Basking Robins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?

a Brrrrr-ito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramboton
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Have you heard about the market that only sells jelly and cream?

It’s a trifle bazar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LC_Anderton
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An ice cream van crashed in the street today

The whole area is coned off.

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I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.

But affogatto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozezone
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I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.

It was called Microsoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crom2323
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If an ice cream van breaks down....

...do they have to put out cones ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What’s Adrianβ€˜s favorite ice cream

Rocky

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What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?

One has nose cones and the other has no scones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
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Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?

What a desserter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
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What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?

Blackhead removal cream and scrub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Customer: "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

Cashier: "Sorry, we only accept cash."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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I get most of my news as a cream that I rub on my skin

It is pretty topical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
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What would you call a businessman with a face covered in whipped cream?

Occu-pied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
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Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?

He didn't want to make a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
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What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?

Sure Bert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
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My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?

Me: It was my friend Reese.

Her: Huh? how?

Me: Witherspoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?

He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
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Chocolate ice cream

Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said β€œlet’s play a game”. How many β€œvans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said β€œone”(correct) So how many β€œstraws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said β€œone” again (correct) So then how many β€œ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no β€œF” in chocolate ice cream - I said β€œExactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hujiadadi01
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Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?

They call it Koo-Kee Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
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Why did the ice cream sundae break up?

The banana split

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
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How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?

"Get yo' free cone 🎡"

(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)

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How does Reese eat her ice-cream?

Witherspoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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They have milkshakes with whipped cream and cherries at Chick-fil-A, but nothing more elaborate...

Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
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What happens if you eat too much ice cream at DQ?

Your teeth DK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
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My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream

I can’t wait to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?

Palm Sundae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prophesier-Little
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A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...

Police said he'd topped himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.

Police believe he topped himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMF88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

In sundae school.

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