I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet

But then my browser froze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Bomb_Firocious
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Need help thinking of an ice cream pun

More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Culc16
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Personally I hope for sour cream and onion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
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What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Cookie D'OH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpazMasterK
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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What happens to a baker if they steal another's cream pie recipe?

They get taken into custard-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
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Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?

It was way too vanilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
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It's ice cream!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"

It's being marketed as Son-block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
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I invested all my money in a whipped cream factory.

People told me not to. They said that it's a huge whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreger
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I saw an ice cream holder made of polymerized siloxanes at the store today

But I thought "that's just a silly cone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elDalvini
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A Penguin sent his car off to the mechanic before going to the ice cream shop...

He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.

Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.

Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JalepenoPeppers
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The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashmag3001
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What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vein-illa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAH1SH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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My kid asked today where I learned to make ice-cream

I answered 'in sundae school', he laugh-snorted, my wife gave me the look we all know here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
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Eating green ice cream together

Dad: hey, you wanna try some of this ice cream, it's green.

10 y/o Daughter: eww, is that booger flavor?

Dad: no, it's not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortyd1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?

It LeBronzed James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poogart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted

Chalkolate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
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I learned how to make ice cream the other day.

I guess that time at sundae school paid off...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
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Being new parents, my wife asked me approximately how much diaper rash cream we should be putting on the baby during each diaper change. I told her it should be obvious how much we should be using.

A butt-load.

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What did Ernie say when Bert asked him for some ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NothingCanHurtMe
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A little boy watched, fascinated as his mother gently massaged cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that on your face, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful!" said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Ice Cream Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_Elektrisk_z
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I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business

But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightAngelic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I was sacked from the ice cream factory today

Just because I refused to work on a Sundae!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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I take my time when choosing a diaper cream...

I don't want to make a quick, rash decision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
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Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?

It’s a New Delhi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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How does Reese eat her ice cream?

Witherspoon

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Boston Cream PD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A man robbed me with milk and cream today.

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why are you eating ice cream?

Because it's Sundae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.

My stomach was churning for a while, but now I’m finally feeling butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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My daughter: it's not healthy to have that much whip cream

Me: just trying to get whipped into shape.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Where can you learn to make the best ice cream?

Sundae school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithnigel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema

During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?

  • Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~

The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?

  • Cause the buns has different fillings~
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0oomo00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do Dads say when they fart eating ice cream?

Oops...that's just a little dairy air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I visited my doctor today and have been prescribed some anti-gloating cream.

Now all I have to do is rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firepower98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I'm watching a film called Numbing Cream.

I'm not feeling it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Pussy gets cream pied
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOHNNY_tee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Hey, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?

Sherbert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyLilPixels
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?

Secondairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feathers_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Did you hear about the ice cream robber?

He was brought into custardy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecolorofsight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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How does the ice cream store train it’s employees?

At Sundae school!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnohthathurt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What do u call someone who steals creams from others?

A creaminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BryanThein
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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You only ever see ice cream trucks turned over on desserted streets.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob-log_cat-log
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A soldier in egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army

A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaotic0rder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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When your ice cream cone misbehaves...

Sometimes you just have to give it a good lickin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I finally purchased a new tube of Fixodent Denture Adhesive Cream for my wife and me!

It was good to strengthen our bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I was kicked out of an ice cream shop because I was born without feet.

Apparently they’re lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StopTaseringMe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Did you hear about the wealthy ice cream lover?

He won the gelotto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do you call a chubby person who works at an ice cream shop?

A soft server! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/154HayCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Me: What's the name of the dessert where you put an espresso over ice cream?

Colleague: Affogato

Me: Yeah I forgot too, I'm sure there's a name for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skilldan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What did the Black Panther say when he was out getting ice cream with his friends?

Wakanda ice cream do you like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie

the pie takes the cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokefire44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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My friend's face cream squirted out in this shape this morning imgur.com/gallery/OfTbdnF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moobs_like_Jagger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.

Foam is where the art is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I saw a man today at the supermarket throw all the butter, cheese, milk and cream off the shelf in a rage!

I thought "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What kind of dog goes well with cream cheese?

A Beagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukesup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?

...A trifle deaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carrocko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My daughter told me dogs tend to pile up when it comes to this ice cream.

HaagenDogs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtDansBedPan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Just been offered a job at a local ice cream shop, but I turned it down.

I don't like working on sundaes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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If you ever want to learn how to make ice cream...

Go to sundae school!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iretoucan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My doctor prescribed me with anti-gloating cream today.

I can't wait to get home and rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Ice cream sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persona_On_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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How do you ask out ice cream?

Will you go on a sundate with me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baseballmagic505
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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They've introduced a new Xanax-flavoured ice cream

Now you can finally chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I salivate uncontrollably whenever I see fruit, cream and meringue...

It's a Pavlovian response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamilshymn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derricko31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Why do you churn cream? It's butter that way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebelSonOfWil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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It’s a pain in the ass to run out of hemorrhoid cream
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πŸ‘€︎ u/codegreen_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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u/mrstickman reviews vanilla bean ice cream old.reddit.com/r/ReviewsO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Send_me_Your_Code
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My wife asked me β€œWhere’d you learn to make ice cream so well?”

Me: β€œSundae School.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bocaj_reload
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A man robbed me with milk and cream today

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

In sundae school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I felt pretty sick after drinking some milk with cream.

My stomach was churning for a while, but now I’m finally feeling butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

At sundae school!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockdoggs15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter

How dairy

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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