Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
An ice cream van crashed in the street today
The whole area is coned off.
I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.
I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.
If an ice cream van breaks down....
...do they have to put out cones ?
What’s Adrian‘s favorite ice cream
Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?
My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
Me: Witherspoon.
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
Chocolate ice cream
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
Why did the ice cream sundae break up?
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
How does Reese eat her ice-cream?
What happens if you eat too much ice cream at DQ?
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
Why can't Neo eat his ice cream?
Because there is no spoon
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
An ice-cream van overturned in our road....
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
The ice cream man came by
Burt: Ernie, should we go out for ice cream?
Ernie: Sherbert
EDIT: Wow, I'm amazed at the upvotes.. Totally made my day. I came up with this yesterday while staring at bees pollinating our flowers. Random.
What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?
I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.
What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?
What did the werewolf order from the ice cream shop?
Why did the ice cream machine need money?
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
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