There were two friends and one of them wanted to open up a gelato shop.

When the friend finally got the location to run the shop he tried to get some experienced and dedicated employees. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. So he had to deal with some mediocre people who didn’t care that much about gelatos. Then a day before the opening of the shop the person who was supposed to provide the materials for the gelatos called in as sick. Finally there were also some teenagers who decided to steal some of the decorations.

When the friend told this story the other friend then said,

#β€œMan, you have gelat of problems.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuy3036
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?

Because affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Gelato joke

My son, currently 'enduring' a semester abroad in Florence, Italy, messages me: "Remind me to tell you about the history of gianduja. It's absurd."

My response: "Yeah, I heard it's kind of nutty."

No applause, please. I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChallahWave
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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Gelato dadjoke'd

So I was with my dad and sister at a gelato place. My sister sees a sign that says "affogato" and asks what it is. My dad quickly responds with "I don't know! Affogato!"

Protip: say it out loud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmidtzkrieg
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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I dad joked the deli clerk

#1 deli clerk asked #2 deli clerk if the gelato my wife was eating was on the receipt, I looked at her and said " I don't think it was a gelato, it was just a gelittle"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogawie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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