Hey guys! I smoke lots of different types of flower from various growers, and I thought I'd do a roundup/review of all the flower I'd smoker in the past month or so, the genetic makeup of the strain, a score out of 10, and what my feelings were on each strain. I'm of the opinion that (in general) there is not nearly enough information of this type available. I will include the strain, the grower, the THC percentage, and a brief review.

Apple Fritter - Cherry - 30% THC (Sour Apple x Animal Cookies) 5/10

This is a pretty common cultivar to encounter these days and just about every grower worth their salt in 2021 has a cut of it. In recent months I've also tried Apple Fritter from Veritas and Snaxland, both of which I'd rate at around 8/10, and I'm sorry to say that Cherry's isn't really quite as good as either one of those. It's not bad, but the nugs are rather small and dry, the bag appeal is so-so, and while the terps are decent they're not what they could be.

Cereal Milk - Snaxland - 35% THC (Snowman x Y-Life) 9.5/10

This is really fabulous stuff, if you can track it down. Up there with my favorite cannabis I've ever smoked in CO - like most Snaxland renditions of Cookies strains this outperforms its counterpart, but it's close given that the genetics are so fantastic that it's difficult to screw up, I think. Really sweet, berry-flavored terps with a slight peppery edge, there's something innately soothing about the smell/flavor of this strain to me. Great for both daytime and nighttime use, this is a very special strain. I've had the Cannabiotix and CA Cookies version of this strain, too, and this Snaxland version is as good (or better) than those, even. Special stuff, here.

Georgia Pie - Snaxland - 34% THC (Kush Mints 11 x Gelatti) 8.5/10

In terms of flavor this is one of my all-time favorite strains, I must admit. It's also very relaxing and works great for relieving anxiety in particular, which makes it also one of my favorite all-purpose strains for medicating anxiety, which is significant and important for me since that's the main reason why I use cannabis medicinally. This is a vast, vast improvement on the Veritas/Cookies batches of this strain I've had, and always a treat whenever I see it on the menu of a dispensary - it goes fast.

Huckleberry Pie - 14er- 21% THC (Platinum Huckleberry Cookies x Grease Monkey) 7/10

I was excited to try this for various reasons, and it was a little bit of a disappointme

Phil

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

The first month: Overcast, mild temperature. An owl turns its head to stare through our window as we awaken.

It was 8:58am on a Tuesday and once again it was the sounds of violent seizing on the floor by my bed that awoke me.

Stumbling in a stupor to cradle my wife’s head and soothe her as eyes rolled into the back of the head, joints locked and pulled while her mouth foamed was tough.

Finding the opening in her mouth to administer her rescue medication midazolam, watching the paste coat her gums and hoping that it will settle her while assuring her I loved her and didn’t want to hurt her was always harder.

Then came the grunts, the dismal groaning as her back arched and her shoulders rolled before her breathing grew slower, laboured and she entered a state not dissimilar to dreaming, but without waking up.

Blue flashing lights, paramedics gently moving me aside to administer oxygen and prep her for moving to the ambulance. The long drive to the hospital, the slow but steady come around with confusion and the doctors with well-meaning smiles and pats on the shoulder assuring me in a calm, collected and still distant tone;

“You’re doing the best you can, given the circumstances.”

Somewhere in that hospital ward, I would always see a flicker of something in the darker parts of the halls. Shadows clinging to the last vestiges of darkness that the powerful fluorescent lights could not reach.

Never enough to warrant panic, but plenty to invite dread into my body and let it nestle there while I smiled, thanked the doctor and packed up my wife’s things, knowing I’d be back again before long.

Knowing it’d only get worse from here.

Amelia is sick. That much is obvious to you all by this point. We’d been having a spirited Nerf war in our newly purchased home as a newly hitched couple, fully within the throes of love and a honeymoon phase of our relationship that had lasted 7 and a half blissful years so far.

She lost her footing, stumbled and slurred something before smashing her skull on the coffee table and seizing on the floor. For as long as I live I will not forget the image of her face frozen in total neutrality as her brain bled, nor the sound her skull made as it collided with the mahogany.

Doctors would conclude it was a stroke, but the genuine horror lay in their subsequent tests.

The stern faces. The high quality scans showcasing a highlighted mass gripping into the soft flesh of her brain.

Amelia has Glioblastoma. Aggressive Gliob

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Girl Scout Cookies! Have been wanting this, since I saw it on a menu a few weeks back. Very pretty nugs, though!

I got this at The Healing Center in Washington and I think I got the last one, too. It disappeared off the menu, after I put it aside. It costs $60 for an 1/8, which doesn't make me happy, but, not pissed, either. I haven't bought Agri-Kind at any dispensary, for a LONG time now! This was making me extremely curious, as all my favorite strains, seem to have GSC in their lineage. It's a pretty famous weed strain, too. I see it in all kinds of videos about using weed, like, it has some back-lore to it, as well, which just makes it more interesting to me, personally. I tried to get this twice before, but, ended up going to a different dispensary. This was the first chance I had to pick these up and it didn't disappoint! There's a lot to unpack here, so, fire up something and take it to the dome, it's GSC time! Yay! At 2:30 in the morning, this should be a fun one for me, at the very least... It was so good, that I may have to buy some more Agri-Kind in the future!

Terps:

THC: 0.310%

THCA: 22.690%

THCV, CBD, CBDA, CBC, CBG: 0%

CBG: 0.400%

beta-Caryophyllene: 0.140%

Limonene: 0.130%

Myrcene: 0.400%

Terpinolene: 0.100%

Linalool: 0.100%

Humulene: 0.110%

Bisabolol: 0.100%

alpha-Pinene: 0.110%

beta-Pinene: 0.110%

Terp notes:

The first thing I notice is the lack of terps in this one. This didn't give me a whole lot of hope with this, I figured that they were growing crappy GSC! Boy, was I wrong about that. The reason I still bought it was that A.) I wanted to try them, and B.) I am reminded of Afghani, that had 0's in every column, with the exception of 3, Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene and Limonene and it was still great! Felt wayyyy stronger than the measly 14% THCA on the label, so, I thought I would try it and I wasn't let down, at all! Really good weed! You wouldn't know it from the terp profile, but, it feels way stronger than 22%, that's for sure! It feels like a high 20's, to me. This is a fun strain to try out and I will buy more, the next time I see it. I can't imagine why other grower's don't grow this, it's such a popular strain and a lot of it's crosses have won Cannabis Cups, like Gelato and Sherbet and a whole ton of others. A very influential strain, to put it mildly.

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A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

I, Scienza Pinguino, have a dream. A dream of absolutely zero part 5 mains making the top 10 of Jojo Rankdown. And failing that, I at least want to get the main protagonist and antagonist out as quickly as possible.

This is because they're bad.

Now, I'm under no delusions that this is a certain end to our blonde prettyboy. I can't say with confidence he'll be revived since I'm not knowledgeable enough to make many predictions in this thing, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me. Still, I think Giorno getting revived into a guaranteed Top 140 spot is far better than me gunning for him later and him getting revived to a guaranteed Top 20 spot, or something even worse.

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But really, regardless of the impact on the rankdown, the important thing is that I got to complain about Giorno Giovanna From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 Golden Wind AKA Vento Aureo.

Introduction

Giorno's introduction, that is. I'm not writing an extra intro section to this cut what do you think I am made of time?

Our story starts, after assuring us that it is 2001, in Italy, with Koichi Hirose. Parts 2-5 start with a character from the last one to ease us into the new setting and Koichi does a decent job at this. This is why I am not cutting Koichi Hirose here.

So Koichi has been instantaneously taught Italian by Rohan and sent to Italy by Jotaro for the specific purpose of meeting this one very special boy: Haruno Shiobana. Jotaro wants? His skin????? I do not fucking remember this wow.

We then see Koichi walk by Giorno Giovanna (completely different guy), who introduces himself by turning his ear inside out, because that is a personality trait. He offers Koichi a taxi for $(ridiculously high fee), and when refused, changes to $(ridiculously low fee). Koichi is understandably suspicious and starts to leave but accepts the offer because the line for official taxis is long. At this point he loads his luggage into Giorno's car and Giorno fucking leaves without him.

This is an alright set-up! It's a little funny to see him get fucked over and sets up this new protagonist as kind of an asshole. I sure hope he retains this personality trait or if he does not then it is a result of gradually developing as a person.

Then Koichi catches up to him and uses Echoes to stop the car, and Koichi begins [an internal monologue about how

Feyonce

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

So far no one has given me a straight answer.