I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.

But affogatto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozezone
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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My boss told me I had to stay at home for 2 weeks after my wife bought me an espresso in bed this morning.

I mean, I only told him I woke up with a little coffee.

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What do you call an espresso with a cold....

Coughee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?

Everyone I ask can't remember either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?

It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Schools today are serious about keeping sickness away. They even sent the espresso home today.

Because it was a little coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheStateOfMantana
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?

Oops, affagato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hansadventures
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

But affogato 'bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Swedish people like to add syrup to their espresso.

It Swedens the coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnChanted96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Espresso may not solve all your problems

But it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwolf69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.

I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?

Because affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do you call it when an angry man yells about mixing Gatorade with espresso

Tirade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Espresso made them depresso.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Espresso
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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He espresso’d himself well in the last part. Not bitter at all!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Me: What's the name of the dessert where you put an espresso over ice cream?

Colleague: Affogato

Me: Yeah I forgot too, I'm sure there's a name for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skilldan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What do we call a sad espresso?

What do we call a sad espresso?

Depresso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaw1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call a cup of Espresso which tastes alright ?

Espresso-so

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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when asked why he exclusively painted with coffee, he said he just needed to espresso himself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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An Espresso a Day

Keeps the Depresso at Bay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shis21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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The milk frother on the espresso machine at the cafe was broken.

You might say it ran out of steam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWMossBack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Why didn't you eat your espresso and ice cream?

Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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