A list of puns related to "Decaf"
Because proper tea is theft.
Would you call it a cof(fee)?
Get it? a fee, but coffee?
Because it was just ground this morning
Some context: my dad listed the drinks we had, which read "orange juice, decaf, milk."
Me: (jokingly) Decaf milk?
Dad: All milk is decaf because we get it and the calf doesn't!
The man is legendary.
A barista kept serving decaf coffee to customers that wanted it regular. After repeated warnings from the shop owner to stop doing it, the barista was fired.
Would you believe me if I said the barista thought they had the wrong grounds to fire him?
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