I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.

You can’t even tell by looking at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
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If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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9yo shared this one with me: What do you call a cow who just had a baby?

De-calf-inated!

Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cālf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.

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