A list of puns related to "Decaffeination"
Does that make them Coffinated?
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
You canβt even tell by looking at it.
Decaffeinated
Some context: my dad listed the drinks we had, which read "orange juice, decaf, milk."
Me: (jokingly) Decaf milk?
Dad: All milk is decaf because we get it and the calf doesn't!
The man is legendary.
He got mugged
Dad walks in
Dad: "Hey son, do you know what you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?"
Me: "No idea... What is it?"
Dad: "Decaffeinated!"
Decaffeinated
Decaffeinated
Decaffeinated
Decaffeinated.
Decaffeinated
Decaffeinated
Decaffeinated
Decaffeinated
Dad: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decaffeinated!
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