Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
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I like tea puns a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXDragoneelXx8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What tea do rich people buy?

Property

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chichard1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Get it? Or it isn't your cup of tea?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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No escape from Realy tea..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyPeanoot
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The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called β€œTally”

Police brew Tally tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skepticCanary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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What kind of tea is really hard to swallow?

Reali-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_Bro_Fist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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There's one tea I never see at any stores.

Invisibility.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitspoe
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?

It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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That's the tea-sis
  • A sassy researcher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crybytch
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do you call the Queen sipping tea while reading a book?

A novelty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Got a matching tattoo with my best-tea πŸ₯°
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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It's a tea tea tee.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iron_pancake_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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YSK: Drinking tea while being too relaxed can kill you

It's called a casual tea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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Tea

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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What kind of tea does the queen of England drink?

Royal tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Give_Help_Please
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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What type of teas do rich people drink?

I don't know, but it sure ain't pu'er tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K4ZZ13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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My girlfriend is addicted to making her own tea blends...

I think she may have multiple personal tea disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Architecture128
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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How does Moses prepare his tea?

He brews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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Tea Pose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNipTwister
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why did French anarchists not use tea leaves?

Because proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oheligud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What's a good type of tea for a supermodel?

Vanity...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grildcheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What kind of tea do gift shop customers prefer?

novel-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amunit00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What do you call a tea whos always pissed?

Saltea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hrishic2327
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What do cats put in their ice tea?

Mice cubes!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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I just made a half gallon of Chocolate Tea

It's not really chocolate...just a lil chocolate tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoopSign
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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It’s been a busy day, so I was planning on making some herbal tea..

But I just can’t seem to find the thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElKaboutertje1991
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Did you hear about the Indian that drank 10,000 cups of tea?

He almost drowned in his T-Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCshotgun17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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What do you call a dramatic exit at a tea party?

A Tea Leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisairnessag3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Win-tea-r is coming...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xanax_Banana69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I spilled Thai tea on my lap....

Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fulloftrivia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.

It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?

He was Boba-fettered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraconicDungeon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Forever in love with one of my favorite puns : Tea Rex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnappyKoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you get when you mix tea with Colbie Caillat’s Gypsy Heart album?

β€œYou don’t have to chai”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexspades
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why didn't the man drink the cup of tea in front of him?

It wasn't his cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiplaneCurious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vowelHeavy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.

I’m sure it’s saucer β€˜E’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Koala Tea advertising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDG297
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I can't tell if my tea is too strong or too expensive

Either way, it's steep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurontheokay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Would you like a spot of tea luv?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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You dropped the tea!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Tea is an important part of Britain

Because without it, Britain would be Briain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why didn't Dad buy the tea?

The price was too steep.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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How does a Rabbi make tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steezy_Steve1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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For the life of me, I could not get the sweet tea dispenser to work during my lunch.

I was having some difficultea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Gnome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Waiter: how would you like your tea?

Me: Between S and U if you don’t mind. Or maybe I have it backward. Let’s just keep it between US

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!

They're to steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea

It was very bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotEye9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frankfurt995
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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How does a Jewish person make tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youhwhatnow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Overbrewing tea has a steep penalty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Punny tea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pablotblanco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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How does Moses make tea?

He Brews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Yesterday I saw tea bags laying on the floor

I said uh oh casual-teas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owlurk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The Tea Cup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My girlfriend was drinking tea this morning...

I ask her: What kind of tea is it, honey?

It's lemon tea

*I drink the remaining tea*

Now its emptea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Double_D
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What's a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What kind of tea do monsters drink?

Monstrositea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murlockerLOL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassbadiya
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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My job at the tea shop required 12 months of training

There’s a steep learning curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MewThree1416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Kind sirs, do you also drink Tea...?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/904Ratmir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I heard that there’s an Australian tea harvested from the tops of Eucalyptus trees

It’s pretty high koala tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Bone Apple Tea!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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True story: My wife offered to make me tea and 1 hour later I remembered that she still hadn't made it....

When I asked her about it she said, "Yeah, I'm a tea-se."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Nik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call a tea that looks really good?

A hottie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jubbojangles213
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?

Subtle-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karky214
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?

a boba fete!

...I'll just show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laplandsix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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That's my special tea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ae8_bos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jad1223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Whats an introverts favorite tea?

Social anxietea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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How does Jesus make tea?

He brews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1if
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Be patient. I just need a little tea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What kind of tea has eucalyptus leaves in it?

The koala-tea kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gumper-Yumper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The unsinkable tea infuser
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My wife got angry at me for dropping tea on the floor

I told her to teak it easy

PS: first post here, don't hate but propagate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmen97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Tea-Rex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phi2005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Is tea with additional salt

Salt-tea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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"Β£1.50 for a cup of tea?! That's ridiculous!"

"Well, listen grandad, you just popped over, I didn't invite you".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Ricky and More Tea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Barista1: "A customer just complained that their tea was too watery"

Barista2: "Did they leave the bag in long enough?"

Me: "Seems like they had steep consequences."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiznaibus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My wife told me to go to the shops to get jasmine tea.

I said, "I don't know anyone called Jasmine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrspinningtaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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How does Moses make tea?

He brews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_dsr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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