A list of puns related to "Tea"
Itβs been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you canβt possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
letβs not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
Itβs just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Dirt Tea.
Hebrews it
That's not my cup of tea.
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
Because proper tea is theft.
He was right all oolong.
On the way home I got mugged.
Reality
Business has been Brisk, baby!
I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...thatβs not my cup of tea
Reality
They drowned in there tipi
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
βIβve teaβd myself!β
Proud hubby here!
Yerba matey
SocieTea
Property
Now all I have are T-shirts.
He replied "Chai, nah".
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
Tea leaves
I have a new tea-shirt now.
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
Because I think she's pre-tea
Denis
Sobriety
Never drink it. You never know what he putin there.
Dirt Tea.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because all proper tea is theft!
Reality
Hebrews it.
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