Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I like tea puns a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXDragoneelXx8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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been a moment since i used the tea-rex meme template
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothrishaant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtfisthatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexybeast8209
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What does a tea hater say to the waiter who brought them tea when they ordered coffee?

That's not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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A man's daughter wanted to have a tea party with him...

... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarriorCats423
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NRGFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.

Nobody came.

Tsunami had a silent tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea

I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/northernsou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why do anarchists drink horrible tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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How does Moses make tea?

He brews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhaddyJonez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_420-69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.

He was right all oolong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakwag1019
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tea bag.

On the way home I got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...

Business has been Brisk, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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So, I was in a coffee shop drinking tea, and when I reached down to tie my shoe, my tea was gone!

I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What kind of tea hits the hardest?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamthefifthforce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?

They drowned in there tipi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea

So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigolbrian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My wife spilled tea on herself, and without a moments hesitation, turned to me and said...

β€œI’ve tea’d myself!”

Proud hubby here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adidassamba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite blend of tea?

Yerba matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call it when the whole neighbourhood has tea together?

SocieTea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shryte16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What tea do rich people buy?

Property

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chichard1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today

Now all I have are T-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aok76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?

He replied "Chai, nah".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting

Nearly drowned in his own teepee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masters330
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...

Tea leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKiwiBlitz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I spilled some tea on my shirt today

I have a new tea-shirt now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?

That night, he drowned in his teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I always ask my wife if she's thinking about making some tea

Because I think she's pre-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What’s the hardest kind of tea to swallow?

Sobriety

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noiness420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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A guy drank so much tea he got fat, he had to get Liptonsuction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FacelessDemon22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What should you do if Russia's president offers you tea?

Never drink it. You never know what he putin there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTROLLWOW
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Get it? Or it isn't your cup of tea?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtfisthatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksol88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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How does Moses make tea?

He brews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of tea hits the hardest
          Reality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How does Moses make tea?

He brews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYoAzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlack2388
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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