What is Shaquille O'neal's favorite color? Shaquille O'Teal.
Teal really is the best color.
It's cyan-tiffically proven.
I think I red that somewhere.
Turquoise is officially the best color
It was cyantifically proven
Why did the duck get arrested?
Because he was on quack
Dad got me while hunting, got him back while at the only store in the town.
My dad and I went hunting with some friends in south texas for opening teal season. As I am putting my waders on, he tell me to remember to tie my boots as tight as I can, "or else they'll fall off in the mud, and that would suck, literally". He couldn't have been more proud of himself.
Later he holds the door as I walk out of the small convince store in the town, and I naturally say "thanks". He replies with "you bet," and I told him "really? Because I'm not much of a gambler..." And he just frowned at me.
