What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn’t habanero!!
This is how you make neon geen.
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What is green and not very heavy?
Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?
Because all proper tea is theft!
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?
He was a real rapscallion.
Did anyone wake up Green Day?
Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?
The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
What’s green and doesn’t weigh much?
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
This makes me want to get a green thumb
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug It
I don't have a green thumb...
Both of mine are pinkish.
Damn we just missed the green light, this is gonna be heavy!
Because it will be a Full Wait
Did you hear about Canada’s new green initiative?
They’re replacing plastic water bottles with a Canada water.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
What’s green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on to your head?
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What’s green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree
What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree ?
What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?
What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?
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