You know wavelengths are always hungry.

Because they go from trough to trough.

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π€︎ u/HeinousHermitCrab
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I said, "If I'm saying goodbye to someone I like it's usually a longer one."

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π€︎ u/TommehBoi
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What wavelength is the most painful?

Megahertz!

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π€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
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Punny Mailboxes Part 2
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I just found out I'm colorblind

It totally came out of the purple...

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π€︎ u/Afalafgaming
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What do you call a person of colour?

A 'hue' man.

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π€︎ u/amiahcaraveo1998
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So I was sitting in my physics class...

and my teacher starts counting wavelengths to help us learn a concept. "One lambda, two lambda, three lambda" suddenly I chime in "man, I thought I was the only one trying to fall asleep here". My teacher looked at me obviously ready to scold me but before he does I proudly explain myself "Get it? Like counting sheep!". Believe me, the groan my classmates gave me was one for the ages.

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How long does it take light to greet you?

A wavelength.

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π€︎ u/MOON_MAAN
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Two antennae got married.

The ceremony was dull, but the reception was great.

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π€︎ u/tallpapab
π︎ Apr 28 2017
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This apple didn't fall far from the tree

Bit of context: Mum and dad are visiting my house which I'm renovating. Today's job is to put on new doors. We are sitting watching TV and finish watching a few episodes.

I say, "ah well these doors aren't suicidal".

Mum gives a quizzical look.

Dad says, "yep they won't hang themselves."

Same wavelength.

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π€︎ u/Moves_like_Norris
π︎ May 18 2014
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