Any good magnet puns?

I'm setting up a fridge magnet company and can't come up with a name. Does anyone have any good puns for a name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunDoRahhe
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Why did the metal like the magnet?

Because it was attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charcolanga
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What do you call a hot magnet?

Attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndGall
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Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annoying_alien
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One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.

The doc said they would be ok β€œThis two shall pass.”

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How do you call a country with a lot of magnetism?

Poleland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermoustache0
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Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Current events make it less attractive.

All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
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We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.

She looked at me and said, β€œI’m having a T party.”

I chortled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swAnsonWannabe
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Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
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What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?

Ferrous metal's day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Preceptual
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What kind of net catches metal?

A magnet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, β€œHoney?”

She gasped audibly and said, β€œYeah?”

I said, β€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum

K, bye.

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No magnets are sane

They’re all bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WesleyMx14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What did the magnet say to the other magnet?

You look attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthyaverage
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet

So far I've got 12 fridges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/insertnameplspls
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.

She said she ain't no Halbach girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I don't understand depressed magnets.

They're so bipolar.

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What do you call an alloy of Fe and Ni which doesn't have magnetic properties ? IRONICAL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/indian_potato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Anemic magnets aren't irony.

I hope this isn't polarizing.

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Why do you call a magnetic guy who skips school?

Ferrous Bueler

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What did the magnet say to the girl?

I’m very attractive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmanstanboi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Is it just me? I find magnets very attractive
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I fell in love with a girl with magnets

She was very attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinvora7135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Son, did you bring your magnet?

Cause that's how we catch steelheads.

Overheard our son asking the grandson when we went fishing this morning.

A proud moment indeed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBvr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My wife told me I have a magnetic personality.

I wasn't sure if that's a positive or a negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What's the most magnetic fairground ride?

The Ferrous wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrismac1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Is it just me that finds magnets attractive?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjkdash12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.

Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to reverse the polarity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Why did john swallow a magnet?

to become more attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-wordpass-DENIED
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofmistake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I wanted to buy some magnetic clothes...

They looked cool but I don’t think I could pull them off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacSucksAtLife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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If I swallow some magnets...

...Will I become attractive? (Not my joke, saw it as a youtube comment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murishani047
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle

I think it's because they find it attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vault-of-secrets
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I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back

It's really bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
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I went to the Home Improvement store this weekend and walked past the stud finders...

The noise was unbearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Sometimes I really envy magnets

They don't have much of a personality, but at least they are attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterg2004
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Got my gf in the car. Her: "what's a magnet school anyways?"

Me: "I'm not positive"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MochileroTN
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Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U

I shit you not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfSun55
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Chick Magnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouikipedia
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What do you call an army of magnets?

A repellion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poopasite1
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Did y'all hear about that lawsuit with the weak magnet?

The charges didn't stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king9510
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First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...

I am very attractive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidRitz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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Bernie Sanders Fridge Magnet. store.berniesanders.com/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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How did the magnet pay for college...

She worked the poles.

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