Any good magnet puns?
I'm setting up a fridge magnet company and can't come up with a name. Does anyone have any good puns for a name?
Why did the metal like the magnet?
Because it was attractive
What do you call a hot magnet?
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.
The doc said they would be ok “This two shall pass.”
How do you call a country with a lot of magnetism?
Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.
She looked at me and said, “I’m having a T party.”
Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?
What kind of net catches metal?
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”
I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum
What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet
So far I've got 12 fridges
If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?
I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.
She said she ain't no Halbach girl.
I don't understand depressed magnets.
What do you call an alloy of Fe and Ni which doesn't have magnetic properties ? IRONICAL
Anemic magnets aren't irony.
I hope this isn't polarizing.
Why do you call a magnetic guy who skips school?
What did the magnet say to the girl?
Is it just me? I find magnets very attractive
I fell in love with a girl with magnets
Son, did you bring your magnet?
Cause that's how we catch steelheads.
Overheard our son asking the grandson when we went fishing this morning.
A proud moment indeed.
My wife told me I have a magnetic personality.
I wasn't sure if that's a positive or a negative.
What's the most magnetic fairground ride?
Is it just me that finds magnets attractive?
In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.
Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to reverse the polarity.
Why did john swallow a magnet?
to become more attractive
Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
I wanted to buy some magnetic clothes...
They looked cool but I don’t think I could pull them off.
If I swallow some magnets...
...Will I become attractive? (Not my joke, saw it as a youtube comment)
Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle
I think it's because they find it attractive.
I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back
I went to the Home Improvement store this weekend and walked past the stud finders...
The noise was unbearable.
Sometimes I really envy magnets
They don't have much of a personality, but at least they are attractive.
Got my gf in the car. Her: "what's a magnet school anyways?"
Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U
What do you call an army of magnets?
Did y'all hear about that lawsuit with the weak magnet?
The charges didn't stick.
First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...
How did the magnet pay for college...