Damn those waves
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There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?

They Tide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISimbaI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?

A microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eidkachaand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Surfing the brain waves
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake

It was a tiramisunami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chubwhump
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What kinds of waves hit little beaches?

Microwaves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishtire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Why are sine waves not cosine waves?

cos sine waves are different.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why did Poseidon like his wave technique?

It was trident tested

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why is water sometimes calm and peaceful, and others it's a terrifying tidal wave?

It can't help itself- its dipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?

It hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyBoiTB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you call it when you wave at a group of cows?

A "Hi, steaks!" operation.

...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What do you call a tiny wave?

A microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NancyWinner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!

[refracted]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huxm_luxl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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hear me out: if sound is a wave

then I already know sine language!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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*waves at you*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okidety1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?

A Wi-Fi thotspot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonRapist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Nobody cares about electromagnetic waves...

I guess they don't matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Magician: With a wave of my hand, i can make anything dissapear.

Tom: holding mug do it to my tea.

Magician: waves hand Done.

om: It didn't work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tj2600
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.

I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KasenPringle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

Microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_m1cr0w4v3_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.

Vitamin Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'

I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'

She thought that was pretty funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocatsonmelmac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewishing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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How do roads wave to one another?

By using their hi-waves and bye-waves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joseph_BMoC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightning_Bolt88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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When a short person waves at you....

Its called a microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhshjs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have ........ a soda water.

The bartender replies β€œwhy the long paws?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My 10 month old son is learning to wave.

At dinner I asked him where the light was so he pointed at it. I told him to wave hello to the light and luckily he did. I then looked my wife dead in the eye and told her that was the hi-light of his day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomerwang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Did you know? When a short person wave at you

Its called a microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditmehpls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Wave hair-lo!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biaskeen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What did the sound wave say to the doctor?

β€œIt hertz when I touch it doc”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetinsBurg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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There was a whole wave of people quitting smoking when a government body put out a warning on cigarettes.

It was a surge in general.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojj351
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerySmallEel
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What did the scientist say after getting hit by a sound wave?

"Ouch, that Hertz."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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When a small person waves...

it's called a microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcescott
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Two waves met in the middle of the night behind a boat

The first wave asked, β€œare you awake?”

The second responded, β€œno, I’m a normal wave.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Hey dad when ocean waves get tired, is there a place they go to die?

Dad: sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What’s a lawyer’s favorite wave?

A tsunami!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Micro-wave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glasstea04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What did the wave say to the cliffside after low tide?

I mist you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderall_Breath
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Have you ever tried finding the frequency of a wave just by staring at it?

I have, it hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Xenocide-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I got this from my son. ”Why did the surfer leave the wave?”

He was Board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swetiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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what do you call it if a midget waves

a microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrulez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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