Apple's latest "idevice" could usher in a new wave of movie and software piracy.
They are calling it the iPatch.
As kids, dad used to take his glass of milk and wave it across our face before taking a sip because...
He likes his milk "past-your-eyes"
What type of toothpaste does a wave use?
Crest toothpaste, of course.
Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it...
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..
What type of waves appear on small beaches?
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
What kinds of waves hit little beaches?
Why are sine waves not cosine waves?
cos sine waves are different.
Why did Poseidon like his wave technique?
What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?
Why is water sometimes calm and peaceful, and others it's a terrifying tidal wave?
It can't help itself- its dipolar.
What do you call it when you wave at a group of cows?
A "Hi, steaks!" operation.
...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.
What do you call a tiny wave?
I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!
hear me out: if sound is a wave
then I already know sine language!
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
It’s called the Redundant-Sea.
Magician: With a wave of my hand, i can make anything dissapear.
Tom: holding mug do it to my tea.
Magician: waves hand Done.
om: It didn't work...
I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
My 10 month old son is learning to wave.
At dinner I asked him where the light was so he pointed at it. I told him to wave hello to the light and luckily he did. I then looked my wife dead in the eye and told her that was the hi-light of his day.
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have ........ a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
How do roads wave to one another?
By using their hi-waves and bye-waves.
Two waves met in the middle of the night behind a boat
The first wave asked, “are you awake?”
The second responded, “no, I’m a normal wave.”
What did the sound wave say to the doctor?
“It hertz when I touch it doc”
There was a whole wave of people quitting smoking when a government body put out a warning on cigarettes.
It was a surge in general.
What did the scientist say after getting hit by a sound wave?
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
What did one wave say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
Hey dad when ocean waves get tired, is there a place they go to die?
When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
what do you call it if a midget waves
When a short person waves at you....
Did you know? When a short person wave at you
When a small person waves...
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