How do hippies stop tsunamis?

They wear tide-die!

EDIT: I know it’s not exactly the dryest humor but I still thought it was fun.

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Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.

Nobody came.

Tsunami had a silent tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What happens before a tsunami of ducks

An earthquack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why is a tsunami so catastrophic?

Because it's an emerging sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatWayward
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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So, if the Yucatan meteor that killed the dinosaurs caused a tsunami...

...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Algaean
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why can't you hear a tsunami drink herbal tea?

The "T" is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.

They only get a low β€˜Ha’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoValiant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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What's the opposite of a microwave?

A Tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.

I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KasenPringle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about the 2004 natural disaster in the Indian Ocean

But it was too Tsunami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigeon-p
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What’s a lawyer’s favorite wave?

A tsunami!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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That job sucks

So I was picking up my girlfriend from class. (We live in South Florida so they alway have these vacuum trucks sucking out the debris in sewer drains to keep them clear when random tsunamis happen for 3.2 seconds at a time.) She looks at the truck and says "I would hate that job!" I responded with... "Yeah, it must suck." I think I laughed harder than she did but it made my day.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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So my dad is watching a TV show on Somalis.

Dad is on couch watching Tv, I peek my head in the room

Me: Whatcha watchin?

Dad: A show on Somalis' (the show showed a boat and some waves)

M:confused You mean like Somalians like the African people? Pretty intense stuff.

D: No no, Somalis, you know, they're huge! come in and wipe everything out.

M: Dad, you probably shouldn't say that about people. It isn't nice.

D: No, SOMALIS.

at this point I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about and so I decide to watch and figure it out for myself.

M: JESUS DAD YOU MEAN TSUNAMIS!!!

D: Yeah, Tsunamis!

M: Somalis are people from the country of Somalia. They are very poor and known for having a lot of pirates.

D: I bet they also have Somalis

M: Probably.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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