They wear tide-die!
EDIT: I know it’s not exactly the dryest humor but I still thought it was fun.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
Because it's an emerging sea.
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
The "T" is silent.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
But it was too Tsunami
So I was picking up my girlfriend from class. (We live in South Florida so they alway have these vacuum trucks sucking out the debris in sewer drains to keep them clear when random tsunamis happen for 3.2 seconds at a time.) She looks at the truck and says "I would hate that job!" I responded with... "Yeah, it must suck." I think I laughed harder than she did but it made my day.
Dad is on couch watching Tv, I peek my head in the room
Me: Whatcha watchin?
Dad: A show on Somalis' (the show showed a boat and some waves)
M:confused You mean like Somalians like the African people? Pretty intense stuff.
D: No no, Somalis, you know, they're huge! come in and wipe everything out.
M: Dad, you probably shouldn't say that about people. It isn't nice.
D: No, SOMALIS.
at this point I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about and so I decide to watch and figure it out for myself.
M: JESUS DAD YOU MEAN TSUNAMIS!!!
D: Yeah, Tsunamis!
M: Somalis are people from the country of Somalia. They are very poor and known for having a lot of pirates.
D: I bet they also have Somalis