After a really bad experience with alcohol, I gave up drinking altogether.
My wife got really angry about my bad sense of direction
She packed up her bags and right
What do you call a really bad freight delivery service?
I have a really bad addiction to Middle Eastern food.
I can't help but falafel.
I used to be really bad at geometry.
But thankfully I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees
I had this one night stand and I felt really bad about it.
So, the next morning I raced out and bought another one for the other side of the bed.
Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?
They call him the Dad Joker
The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.
It never says hi. It just waves
I’m really bad at math and telling jokes...
...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.
All dad jokes are really bad and here’s why:
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
Rabbits are really bad at math
But they're good at multiplication.
There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.
It's actually really bad for wasps D;
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
What is red and hurts really bad?
When my kleptomania gets really bad,
Did you hear about that really bad arsonist?
I feel really bad for cucumber seeds...
If they're unlucky, they could really get themselves in a pickle.
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
Have you heard the really bad joke about coins?
It didn't make much cents.
A dinosaur was itching really bad he went to the doctor
And the doctor said he had dino-mites
From all tubed meat I have tasted, this one was really bad.
In school I was really bad at math. As a matter of fact,
I failed so many times, I can’t even count.
The other day a friend of mine told me a really bad gravity joke.
I still fell for it though
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
What do pirates say when they hear a really bad joke?
You know, I really do love bad puns.
I heard the ticks are really bad this year. If you go outside, be careful...
Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”
Man: Ugh, I’ve had really bad gas lately. Doctor: Don’t worry...
This one is really bad my family was at the pizza place donatos, my uncle says to my dad “do you want more donatos”
My dad says “the whole restaurant?” I laughed because it was so bad
My half sister just got a really bad infection just like me...
A really bad joke
2 dyslexic men walk into a bra.
A little girls teacher asks her what starts with E but you're really bad at?
The girl responds, Spelling!
What’s white and really bad a climbing trees?
Really bad but had to do it
I really feel like I have a bad posture.
Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...
Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
My family is mad at the fact that I have a really bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
I only have one option when my kleptomania gets really bad ...
I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad...
"I have kleptomania. But when it gets really bad, I take something for it."
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