A list of puns related to "Breaking Bad"
Im gonna call it breaking dad
You might say I was pro-Cranston-ating.
He said, βThat was pretty methed up.β
Convince Gilligan
This morning he goes, "What's the word for the process of accounting for precious stones?
..........crystal math."
While we were watching season 5, when Walt drove his money in a van to the desert to bury it, I said, "Well how is he going to remember where he buried it?" And my boyfriend said, "Easy, it's right beside the van!"
I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.
I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."
She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."
The episode finished and my dad looked at me dead straight in the eye and said "Brilliant, although I think missie (our dog) would've enjoyed barking bad better" and started howling with laughter.
Jesus christ.
My dad is a huge Breaking Bad fan (as am I), and today he sent me the following email including a picture of himself:
>Thought you'd like this pic in honor of all the greetings that fly around on this holiday.
>My caption:
>"He has ricin."
Took me a solid minute to get it, then the groans ensued.
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