What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references

Do you have the time to listen to me whine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

because It didn't habenero . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewzee0109
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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The Green Landon.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kascuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theroutesetters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why was the color green always single?

It was always so jaded.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What's green with wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_full3r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is green and not very heavy?

Light Green

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea

So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigolbrian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.

They are the only colors I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adidassamba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.

A snooker table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery

Because it didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingbob1500
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Did anyone wake up Green Day?

Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solace_sys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?

He was a real rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrefoilHat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaneKerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?

So he could Rest in Peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OilPhilter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---

Rapscallion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What’s green and doesn’t weigh much?

Light green

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What’s green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on to your head?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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This makes me want to get a green thumb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/milk-is-bad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe you fool breath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henry_BDM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:

I can't stand them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?

A billiards table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug It

Cactus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe damn it, breathe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?

because it didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behrkon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcnet1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

. . . because it didn't habanero!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree

A pool table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippity-hopp
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree ?

A pool table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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