What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
      
      
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︎ Dec 20 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
 
      
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︎ Oct 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
      Do you have the time to listen to me whine
 
      
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︎ Jan 10 2021
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
      because It didn't habenero . .
 
      
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︎ Aug 31 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
      
      
        π︎ 11
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 06 2021
        
       
      
     
      The Green Landon.
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 23 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
 
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's green and smells like red paint?
      
      
        π︎ 11
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 10 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why was the color green always single?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 04 2021
        
       
      
     
      What's green with wheels?
      Grass. I lied about the wheels.
 
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      What is green and not very heavy?
      
      
        π︎ 67
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 01 2020
        
       
      
     
      Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
      So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
 
      
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 05 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
      They are the only colors I see.
 
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 09 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?
      Because all proper tea is theft!
 
      
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      Did anyone wake up Green Day?
      Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?
 
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 01 2020
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?
      He was a real rapscallion.
 
      
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 24 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      The hardware store just told me they didnβt have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
      That was out of the blue.
 
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
      So he could Rest in Peas.
 
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
      
      
        π︎ 17
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 26 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs green and doesnβt weigh much?
      
      
        π︎ 237
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 14 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
      
      
        π︎ 11
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      This makes me want to get a green thumb
      
      
        π︎ 78
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 24 2020
        
       
      
     
      Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs green and mean and stabs you when you hug It
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 21 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      "Breathe damn it, breathe!"
 
      
        π︎ 26
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 09 2021
        
       
      
     
      What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
      
      
        π︎ 17
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      
      
        π︎ 67
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 19 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
 
      
        π︎ 36
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 28 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
      
      
        π︎ 267
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
      
      
        π︎ 19
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 17 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
      
      
        π︎ 23
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 06 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape
      
      
        π︎ 9k
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 08 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
      Because it didn't habanero
 
      
        π︎ 34
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 03 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      
      
        π︎ 46
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
      
      
        π︎ 132
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
      because it didn't habanero
 
      
        π︎ 32
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 09 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
      Because it didn't habanero.
 
      
        π︎ 18
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on to your head?
      
      
        π︎ 21
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
      Because it didn't habanero.
 
      
        π︎ 27
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 24 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
      
      
        π︎ 9
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 01 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
      . . . because it didn't habanero!
 
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree
      
      
        π︎ 55
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?
      
      
        π︎ 390
         
        
        
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︎ Feb 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree ?
      
      
        π︎ 16
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 18 2020
        
       
      
      
    
    
    
    
    
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