Green Thumb Puns

A list of puns related to "Green Thumb"

This makes me want to get a green thumb
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👤︎ u/milk-is-bad
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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I don't have a green thumb...

Both of mine are pinkish.

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👤︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Which Avenger is the best gardener?

The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.

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👤︎ u/landracer2
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Why is Yoda such a good Gardner?

Because he has green thumbs

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ May 04 2019
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A HANDsome thief

So I heard about a handsome thief who got caught recently. Yeah, they say he was pretty light-fingered, but he got caught redhanded trying to palm some seeds. Guess he had a bit of a green thumb. Anyway, he was a-wristed by the long arm of the law, with not a shoulder to cry on. I was shocked; his appearance was so disarming.

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👤︎ u/1stdreadpiraterobert
📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

He has a green thumb

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👤︎ u/Dragon4life3404
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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So I told a horrible dad joke today...

I was at work and one of my associates had a green highlighter and was marking some things on her paperwork. I noticed she had gotten some on her thumb:

"Huh... I see you have a bit of a green thumb."

groan

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👤︎ u/Zerd85
📅︎ Feb 05 2014
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Who is the best gardener on the Avengers?

Hulk, he has a green thumb

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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