What’s large, green, and can’t fly?

A field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rf152
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What’s green and not very heavy?

Light green

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?

He's kind of a has-bean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwk_drw_mcgrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?

Cryptoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meerkat6074
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it jumped on you from a tree?

A snooker table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What is green and lurks through the peephole?

A spynach

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?

Curry the frog.

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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

because It didn't habenero . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewzee0109
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.

It’s called War and Peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references

Do you have the time to listen to me whine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The Green Landon.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kascuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why was the color green always single?

It was always so jaded.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What's green with wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_full3r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea

So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigolbrian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.

They are the only colors I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adidassamba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did anyone wake up Green Day?

Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solace_sys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?

He was a real rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrefoilHat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What’s green and doesn’t weigh much?

Light green

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---

Rapscallion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?

So he could Rest in Peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OilPhilter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A snooker table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RACOON_IN_MY_ASS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATH!!

Edit: breathe..dammit

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe damn it, breathe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theroutesetters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What is green and not very heavy?

Light Green

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.

A snooker table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery

Because it didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingbob1500
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaneKerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?

because it didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behrkon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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