Whatβs large, green, and canβt fly?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Whatβs green and not very heavy?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it jumped on you from a tree?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What is green and lurks through the peephole?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
Itβs called War and Peas.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bayβs game today. It will be like
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︎ Jan 24 2021
The Green Landon.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What's green and smells like red paint?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why was the color green always single?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
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︎ Nov 05 2020
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?
Because all proper tea is theft!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Did anyone wake up Green Day?
Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?
He was a real rapscallion.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Whatβs green and doesnβt weigh much?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
The hardware store just told me they didnβt have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What is green and not very heavy?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Whatβs big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
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︎ Sep 09 2020
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