Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.
Puppet: You look nice today. Puppet: You're going to have a great day. Puppet: You can do it! Her: What are you doing? Puppet: Being supportive. Me: <laughs> Her: Oh my God.